Jacq's

10:24pm

Bill Clinton invited Goh Chok Tong and Dr Mahatir onboard his new aircraft carrier to show off. As the carrier reaches a shark infested area, Clinton thought it was a good time to show off even more.

Clinton:"My soldiers are the most courageous in the world! Don't believe? Check this out."

He calls one soldier over:"Pte Tony! Come here! Now I want you to dive into this shark infested waters, swim one round around the carrier and come back up!"

Pte Tony did so without saying another word. Later he came out of the water alive.Clinton:" Now that's courageous!"

Mahatir didn't want to lose out."Pte Ahmad come here! I want you to dive into the water, swim through the sharks and come back up!"

Pte Ahmad did so without asking. Like Pte Tony, he came out alive.

Mahatir:"Now that's courageous!"

Now Goh Chok Tong said:"Ha! That's absolutely nothing! I'll show you what's courageous! Pte Tan come here! I want you to dive into the waters, swim to the shark, kiss it and come back!"

Pte Tan:"You siao ah! You go do yourself la!" And he walked away!Goh Chok Tong:"Now that's courageous!"

of so many stories i read at WLNY, i tink this is the only one that makes me luff like siao!